parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know
mitten:

i made it so whenever my mom tries to say okay it changes

(Source: iraffiruse, via opsoyo)

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork, via opsoyo)

richwhitelesbian:

i cant believe this is what babies look like before you glue all the skin on
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